How a Turbo Diner Works
A Turbo Diner is a machine that will cook your dinner and save you time! If you are lazy, or don’t know how to cook, get yourself a Turbo Diner which will serve deluxe hot and scrumptious meals to your dinner table.
Firstly, insert a coin into the coin slot and twist the crank in the centre of the control panel. Quickly sit down at the table and place your hands on the side rest - don’t be shocked when the wrist clamps lower and clamp you to the chair. The control panel will then light, the dial will flick to full and the Turbo Diner will begin.
The steel trap door above the dinner table will open, and the vacuum will lower onto the table. Watch as your table mess gets sucked into the tube of doom. WARNING - tube of doom will suck everything, so ensure you are strapped in and no valuable items are loose. Next the vacuum will retract into the trap door.
Sit still and watch as your dinner be served. Warning if your coin runs out of fuel, not my fault.
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